Open Your Eyes, Lollipop!
What’s up?

Oh, not much. Just having an ugly cry in the bathroom at work.

You?

I am going to a playground.

With children, to play.

On this beautiful day.

NO PANTS.  NO TIGHTS.  ALL LEG.

TtS

TtS

slantedandenchanted:

A short directed by Errol Morris. It was played before the 2002 Academy Awards. 

This is perfect.

You always hurt the one you love
The one you shouldn't hurt at all
You always take the sweetest rose
And crush it till the petals fall

B

Up a cup!

Crippling anxiety

I have a lot to do today, and it’s all gonna fucking suck.

Woke up at 8 am.  Work til 3 am.

I hate everything.

Valentine Application

defeated:

alphabeteyes:

alcoholicgifts:

babyminaj:

  1. are you a live mozzarella stick?

I fixed it.

Hey, Andrew fixed it, guys.