DO YOU LIVE IN CHICAGO?
DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO A LARGE VEHICLE?
CAN YOU HELP ME MOVE MY NEW BED AND BED FRAME INTO MY APARTMENT?
I’LL GIVE YOU PIZZA AND MONEY. DON’T ACT LIKE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED. WE ALSO NEED TO GO TO IKEA.
I WOULD BE FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOU.
PLZ.
R2-D2 reminds me of my cat.
Dear Luke’s Cats:
You are huge and loud, and have no concept of when it is appropriate to make noise. You are, however, so friendly and precious that I don’t really mind that you’re thumping around and meowing at me.
Also, black cat with white whiskers: You are the biggest, cutest cat I have ever seen. Good work.
