DO YOU LIVE IN CHICAGO?
DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO A LARGE VEHICLE?
CAN YOU HELP ME MOVE MY NEW BED AND BED FRAME INTO MY APARTMENT?
I’LL GIVE YOU PIZZA AND MONEY. DON’T ACT LIKE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED. WE ALSO NEED TO GO TO IKEA.
I WOULD BE FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOU.
PLZ.
ITSHAPPINGNOW/Chris is your name maybe?
I am 90% sure this is creepy as any and all hell, but I am 90% sure that I just saw you get off the brownline at diversey, and you just mentioned diversey, and asked for pizza and I live just down the street, so if you aren’t terrified or creeped out by me, pizza?
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills…
Eh?
